Things I Say While Driving

  • Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me:/dinosaur screams/
  • Posted 1 year ago